Work like a Captain, Party like a Pirate!

Sammi. Eau Claire, WI. Working college student.
Turn on's: Tattoos, beards, lumberjacks, piercings are a nice bonus.
Turn off's: rude people, lack of pizza, and slow wifi.

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I think I’m going to write a childrens’ book.

It’s going to be a clever way of telling children all the things their parents keep from them.

I WILL BE RICH! Muahahahaha!