Work like a Captain, Party like a Pirate!

Sammi. Eau Claire, WI. Working college student.
Turn on's: Tattoos, beards, lumberjacks, piercings are a nice bonus.
Turn off's: rude people, lack of pizza, and slow wifi.

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Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

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My Logic right now: textbooks are just a bunch of words on paper, but somehow are worth a hundred bucks. Like shit the fucking bible is a bunch of words on paper and fuckers hand those out for free on street corners!




Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

how didthat penguin get up there

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what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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when someone insults something u really like


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